One morning, I decided that my muffin top was getting out of hand and decided to make more healthful choices in eating. Went to the fridge and selected a pear to bring to work for breakfast.
By the time I got to the train station near my workplace, hunger pangs were a-calling. I decided to ditch the pear and buy breakfast at the little breakfast store.
Me: Auntie, rice rolls to go please.
Auntie: $1.50 or $2.00? (i.e. small portion or big portion?)
Me: Er… $2.00!
There goes the healthful eating plan.
When the rice rolls were ready, I told Auntie that I didn’t want sweet sauce, just soy sauce.
Auntie: Girl, are you on a diet?
Me: Er… I just prefer savoury food for breakfast.
That was the honest answer. However, an equally honest answer would have been…
Auntie: Girl, are you on a diet?
Me: That was the plan, but it had since been flushed.
A Slice of Za's Life 
February 5, 2007 at 2:59 am
that happens to me far too often hahah!
and can you believe it that I’M DONE WITH MY INTERNSHIP.
it feels pretty darn good.